Hippo Drag Bag

$45.00

Why settle for an ordinary drag bag when you can have a one of the worlds most charismatic and dangerous creatures along for the ride? You might learn a thing or two from such a character, after all.

Not to be mistaken for Moo Deng, the Hippo Drag Bag isn't just a charming companion on the water—it's a high-performance drag bag designed to keep your drinks crisp while you enjoy the hydraulics. Built for raft, paddleboard, or inner tube, this fun and functional drag bag floats alongside you from crest to trough, keeping everything chill.

Why settle for an ordinary drag bag when you can have a one of the worlds most charismatic and dangerous creatures along for the ride? You might learn a thing or two from such a character, after all.

Not to be mistaken for Moo Deng, the Hippo Drag Bag isn't just a charming companion on the water—it's a high-performance drag bag designed to keep your drinks crisp while you enjoy the hydraulics. Built for raft, paddleboard, or inner tube, this fun and functional drag bag floats alongside you from crest to trough, keeping everything chill.

Key Features:

Spacious and Secure: With plenty of room for your beverages, the Hippo Drag Bag uses secure magnets to make sure you don’t lose a can along the way.

Hydrodynamic Hippo Design: Drawing on over 15 million years of evolution, the Hippo Drag Bag glides through the water while staying buoyant. The high-transparency mesh not only reduces drag; it also makes it easy to fish out the correct beverage.

Eco-Friendly: No hippos were harmed in the making of your drag bag. In addition, the TPE mesh body is Bluesign-approved, being more environmentally conscious than alternative PVC mesh products.

3/8” Towline: The attachment line is pre-sewn to the hippo, but untied on the boat side so you can adjust the length to your needs no matter the current of affairs.

Integrated Ballast: Even hippos need a stability in their lives. The ballast sleeve in the hippo’s belly encourages it to swim mostly upright and in a straight line. Even if your hippo keels over from too many or too few drinks, know that your you’re in good shape.

Bycatch Safety Approved: Though Megafauna skipped formal certification through the Marine Certification Association, we feel confident that your drag bag would be bycatch-safe, ensuring the health and well-being of the entire river corridor!

Durable & UV-Resistant: The bag's tough exterior is built to withstand the wear and tear of river conditions, protecting your goods from impacts, sun exposure, and occasional run in with animate and inanimate predators.

Bright & Playful: The hippo’s cheerful design and vibrant color make it easy to spot, adding some pizazz to your gear while being practical for quick retrieval in case your hippo decides to take a swim.

Carabiner not included*

We await river safari opportunities to get live action photos of the Hippo Drag Bag! Thanks for your patience!